Kid: “Let me see. This profile is based on the skits I could find on YouTube. Daisy played by. No. I am squirming. The section you're supposed to be monitoring is on fire. And now, everybody's favorite, the Spin-Cycle Fantastic trick. I'm not going to enroll in that clown college, though. Source of Character: 1990 – 1994 T.V. My dad's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory. So I'd like to say I know Woody Allen. Mrs. Gudrun Houlberg. I don't know, Bart. Share articles on Facebook, Twitter, etc. Martial Artist (AV only, +1 to Init): 04, Weaponry (Exotic: Tennis Ball filled Sock): 04. I'll come back. His irrational behavior once caused him to give up a girl, Sally, even when he was head over heels in love with her. He's spinning the ball on his finger. Grazie. Even though he is always dressed as a clown and taking on his “Homey D. Clown” persona, he doesn’t always take jobs for a clown. 1. Well, I guess you're pretty impressed, huh, Bart? Look in the bag.” The song of Pjerrot's love. Take your hands off my eyes. The famous theater impresario, Wilson, is making a stop. He has talent. I don’t see nothing.” Mr. Valdemar Psilander. Let's walk and talk. Hurry up. The same Homer Simpson who... crashed his car through the wall of our club? Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete. (Kid sticks his head in the bag and Homey cinches it up so the kid can’t get back out.) After observing a billboard for clown college, Homer cannot resist becoming an official Krusty the Clown impersonator. My "Seven Words You Can't Say on TV" bit... was entirely different from your bit. Homey: “Give me a dollar.”, (Speaking to his parole officer about his file) “It’s a long list of lies perpetrated by the “Man” to keep a brother down.”, Child at a party: “Why did you become a clown ?” Shows that have pages created for all episodes, but are not fully formatted, will be highlighted in light blue. Mistaking him for the real clown, the Springfield Mafia kidnaps Homer, demanding their money. Don't squirm. He constantly carries in his right hand a meter long black tube sock packed with several tennis balls. Hold still, Homer. That's it. Homer then runs into some trouble with the mob . Another note. But is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this? I can't see, you idiot. Right before he climaxes during the unprotected sex, he proceeds to hit the female on the head with the sock filled with feces. Homey: “Damn right it ain’t. I have a feeling I could get him to appear at my house. Oh, by the way, here is your new issue of Gigantic Asses. I want everything that's coming to Krusty the Clown, which is me, Krusty. Thanks a lot. Krusty, in regards to the large wager you made on yesterday's horse race... Come on. Hey, Homer. Finally, his plan came to fruition and Homey had an audience with the Man himself. You remember the time we got loaded... and set those beavers loose in that pine-furniture store? Homey: “You got to look closer.” A frustrated and sometimes violent young man, Homey hits anyone who asks him to perform standard clown antics with a tennis ball-filled sock. Helper(s): Wikipedia.org, tvacres.com, Frank Murdock, Sébastien Andrivet. How about letting me go double or nothing on the opera tonight. I almost made a grievous error. Pastebin is a website where you can store text online for a set period of time. 6081 in-depth character profiles from comics, games, movies. Now, when I remove the bandages... don't be alarmed by the total stranger staring back at you. What can I tell you? Homie the Clown Homer cannot get the image of Krusty's Klown Kollege out of his mind. - Yes, Homie. I am afraid the time has come for you to pay us. Well, gee, maybe the old Flanders-mobile could use... Wow, lucky I always keep a Bible close to my heart... Lucky I was wearing this extra-large piece of the true cross today. Homey: (Whop) “Homey don’t play dat.”, Homey: “So, you want to be in a gang huh, make you feel like a big man, huh ?” The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking pictures of my sister? Please do not adblock us, our ads load is minimal. Hey, Krusty, hey. Krusty's Monopoly game, the Krusty Crowd-Control Barrier. I think you should buy this car. After 8 years in prison, Herman Simpson works as a clown as part of his parole agreement. I told you we should've bought more than three bullets. It's my first day of clown college. Accepting the award is the son of the guy who played Huggy Bear. It was bad enough when you tried to pass yourself off as Tom Bosley. "Homie the Clown" is the 15th episode of The Simpsons' sixth season, and aired on February 12, 1995. Homey: “Since you a big man, Homey got something special for you. The Simpsons 9F07 - Mr. In Living Color skit with Damon Wayans as Homey the Clown giving some young kids life lessons. in town from his excursion and pays the circus a visit.. Tell the boys I want a total world search. The same Benedict Arnold... who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British? Partier: “Yeah !” I mean, he invented the pie fight... the pratfall and the seltzer bottle, as far as I know. Share the best GIFs now >>> Homey could always serve as an insert into an Ambush Bug adventure. Let's just grab him. <-- Back to List of Shows Shows with not enough episodes listed, or no episodes listed at all, will be highlighted in red. series In Living Color comedy sketch Homey D. Clown, played by Damon Wayans. Being a clown sucks. It must be the first of the month. Synopsis. Girl: “It’s not very pretty.” Baggy! The advertisements in this profile brought to you by The Man. I only consider you scum compared to Krusty. I am holding still. He can't kill anybody if he doesn't know which one's the real Krusty. Grazie. “Oh, so let I get this straight, you want me to lower myself so that you can assume a superior position and then demand tribute ?” You'll now go back to your hometowns and do kids' parties, swap meets... and the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a 10-foot clown pole. At this rate, you'll be broke in a month. Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. These Krusty-brand balloons are 3 bucks each. You people have stood in my way long enough. In a dream sequence he worked at a restaurant, he was still in his clown make-up and oversized shoes but wore a tuxedo instead of the yellow and orange clown suit. The episode was written by John Swartzwelder and directed by David Silverman. When Krusty wants to, he can still blow them away. Those are supposed to be baggy pants. I don't think any of us expected him to say that. F.D. Only $38,000. Your churlish attitude reminds me of the time I had dinner with Groucho and... You're gonna have dinner with Groucho tonight if you don't beat it. Four clowns tumble into room to clown music Homer: Clowns are funny. Enemy (The Man), CIA (Homey the Clown persona – see Personality). He's stealing all the burgers. I'm telling you, this'll work. Writeup completed on the 25th of October, 2010. Yes. Is that so? Oh, my God. Don't squirm. Okay. Homey also does self-promotion like setting up a one-stop carnival or converting a Chuck-E-Cheese into a home. This one is requested by my wife. When Krusty the Clown opens a clown college to deal with his debt, Homer Simpson enrolls and ends up impersonating Krusty at public events. You people have stood in my way long enough. It's sacrilege. It's my first day of clown college. Now, there can only be one Krusty in each territory. Should I shoot him gangland-style or execution-style? He's a one and only. Tell me where you're from. Homey has a fairly quick wit and can come up with a quick rhyme on the spot. The Man later turns out to be an actual person. All right, you take it easy, Krusty. Krusty opens a clown college. All the children together: “Yeah !” CAUSE WE ALL KNOW SOMEONE WHO COULD USE A GOOD "BOP ON THE HEAD" It's sacrilege. You look at least 10 years younger. When my wife takes an interest in my hobby how can I say no. You mean like that bozo, Bonko the Clown? There is some similarity in Homey to Obnoxio the Clown from Marvel. His father finds a clown suit and becomes the new entertainment but something is weird about it, there is an evil curse and it won't come off. That's it. I'm not him. Joe the clown is good friends with. Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofsky, better known by his stage name Krusty the Clown (sometimes spelled as Krusty the Klown), is a cartoon character in the animated television series The Simpsons and manager of Sheffield Wednesday Football Club. Well, my time's almost up here. Homey: “I guess it’s because I’ve got so much love to give… and it’s part of my prison work release program. Homer succumbs to a billboard advertisement and becomes one of the college's first students. Share the best GIFs now >>> You can't kill me for being Krusty. Homey: “Now what do you see ?” And now, to help introduce our fantastic new burger, the one with ketchup... here he is, coming in by parachute, Krusty the Clown. Goes off! “Homey D. Clown” was one of the show’s signature characters, and is still well-remembered to this day. That game was fixed. Yeah. Hurry up. If theres anyone capable of playing a fake Krusty, its Homer, as we see in this hilarious season six episode! Actually, my name is Barney. I have wonderful stories about other famous people... that include me in some way. Or if the players are doing some detective work they could come across Homey on a false lead. In Living Color Wanda Quotes Homie Quotes Fire Marshall Bill Quotes Homey The Clown Quotes Dating Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes Bob Marley Quotes Bruce Lee Quotes Buddha Quotes Confucius Quotes John F. Kennedy Quotes. marks an episode with not enough content. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Homie Clown animated GIFs to your conversations. "Homie the Clown" is the fifteenth episode of The Simpsons' sixth season. But our infomercials are running 24 hours a day. But we're only letting the bet ride... because you crack us so consistently up. Synopsis: A little boy's birthday party gets ruined when his entertainment (clown) cancels. I'm going to clown college. I have no idea…I guess put him on the street and have the players encounter him. Now, when the wealthy dowager comes in, the party's over, right? His goal in life is to get even with “The Man”, a personification of the White males that are “holding him down”. Just take the clown college. I'm putting speed holes in my car. He later used it to help him when directing The Simpsons Movie. I'll never be able to do this trick. They were using a freaking ladder, for God's sake. Link to germane writeups.org articles on the web (your blog, online forums, comments areas…). Yeah, Barney Gumble. So I hope this works out. Hey, how about if I squirt you in the face with my boutonnière? Not even your new Lady Krusty line. You've got to stop blowing your money like this, Krusty. Oh, you got a deadly game of cat and mouse going. Yes, Homie. You have brought great joy to this old ltalian stereotype. This site uses a handful of cookies. I'll just cut back on the condor-egg omelets. » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » S » The Simpsons. Homey don't play that!". I don't think any of us expected him to say that. I don't think any of us expected him to say that. Never. New Billboard Day! Dad, you can't go around pretending to be Krusty. Daisy, the circus owner's daughter.. Beautiful date tonight, huh? Normally used only for humiliation, Homey may AP add STR to EV of Sock for a stun effect but Homey doesn’t normally do this, surprisingly, even when he got the opportunity to bop “The Man”. Equipment: One on one, Homey seems to be able to fight and beat most normal human adversaries, strangling them or tying them up off screen. Homey the Clown, of course, was the name of a character played by Damon Wayans on the early-90s sketch-comedy show In Living Color. Swartzwelder's script required very little rewriting and Silverman considers this one of the best episodes he has directed. Makes it go faster. "To audience. I am squirming. When I started this clown thing, I thought it would be nothing but glory. So, what do you think of the Lady Krusty Mustache-Removal System, Angelique? Do for me my favorite trick, where you ride the little bike through the loop... and I will let you live. I'm gonna give you the biggest ticket you... (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Hey, Krusty, Krusty. You want my advice? Performing clowns transform into Charlie and three other men who are aflame Co-workers: AUGH!!! But I can let you have this little number for practically nothing. Homey took advantage of this and bopped the Man several times on the head with his sock to disgrace him. And then take that and... put that in there and... here's your giraffe, little girl. I'm leaving the clowning business to the other clowns in the clowning business. The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest insult of all. My apologies to you. Tube-sock filled with Tennis Balls [BODY 01, EV 00, Bonuses & Limitations: EV is limited to Bashing damage (-1) Cost: 02]. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. Joe Higgins played by. Speed holes. If there has to be a bastardized version of Krusty, I'm glad it's you. Oh, nonsense, Krusty. Unless you both go through the loop together. Memorize these funny place names: Walla Walla, Keokuk, Cucamonga... Seattle. You can learn more with the writeups.org FAQ. Kid who wants to be in a gang: “Yeah !” Okay, we'll start off with the baggy p... Wha...? That advertisement had no effect on me whatsoever. You took money made franchising your name... and bet it against the Harlem Globetrotters? And now, the winner for the most promising new series on cable: Old Starsky and Hutch's. A lewd sexual act where a male defecates into a sock before sex. I am only missing 2 of the 11 skits. Homey often refers to himself in third person and will rant about the Man and the Establishment. Homer and Krusty looking practically the same was eventually turned into an episode in itself, with Season 6 episode “Homie the Clown” in which Homer becomes a Krusty impersonator and ends up in deep with the mob. I now proclaim this new burger for sale.". Kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly. I mean, just because I am Krusty the Clown? Krusty has earned a fortune as a clown, but through gambling, wanton waste, and carelessness, he has lost almost all his money. They make the car go faster. He's a one and only. Homey Quotes. At one point it appeared Homey sold out to the Man, doing whatever the Man wanted so, he could get closer to him. I'm going a different way than you, Dick. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Homie The Clown animated GIFs to your conversations. You came here to save me. They'll think I'm Krusty and give us free stuff. Unlike other shows, it was produced and told from a mostly African-American perspective – which proved quite successful. I gotta go back to Springfield and face the music. All right. Circus is in town. Takes out the eyeballs of every kid in the room. “Homie The Clown” (season six, episode 15; originally aired 2/12/1995) In which Homer looks like a fool—and it almost costs him dearly…. Homey has no powers to speak of. Krusty, as your accountant, I must warn you... Did you send 1000 roses... to Bea Arthur's grave? You didn't complain when I got you... this close to Chachi. I am so glad I had a chance to meet you... before we did this, Krusty, because I am a great fan. You don't want to sit with the rest of the scum. On separate occasions, he has worked as a substitute teacher and as a mall Santa. In one episode Homey convinced a scout group called the Woodpeckers to turn on their leader, each member wielding a black “Homey” sock and his familiar rhetoric. I just know they're getting ready to jab me with something. Legs, you check out the East Side. And after work, I gotta dedicate a new Jiffy Lube and cohost the ACE Awards. Kid: “Nothing !” Homey shows them how the “Man” finger paints by dipping the girl’s finger tips in the paint and rolling them as if taking finger prints.) The male then says "Homie don't play that," while simultaneously pulling out to ejaculate in the females face. He can take a simple, everyday thing like eating a bicycle... and make it funny. He sees a clown that looks like Lenny dancing to circus music Lenny: Hey, Homer, the section you're supposed to be monitoring is on fire. While dressed as a mall Santa, Homey wore the clown outfit, but added a Santa over-coat. Get it? One dropped storyline for The Simpsons saw Krusty being revealed as Homer's secret identity and this episode allowed writers to comment … Free Daily Quotes. It's a great piece of buffoonery if you pull it off. What's that gonna cost you? Hurry up. How could I charge full price to the man whose lust for filthy magazines... kept me in business during that first shaky year? There was a computer adventure game released in 1993 for the PC featuring the character, I know very little about it and have no access to it so it is not included in this profile. Sort: Relevant Newest # hide # hiding # bushes # spicer # correction # krusty # clown # homey # dancing # season 6 # episode 15 # make up # clowns # comedy # 90s # retro # 1990s # clowns # reaction # the simpsons # season 6 # simpsons # krusty the clown Take the Quiz: Homie the Clown Quiz!. It's my first day of clown college. I've been getting free stuff all day. Okay, wherever Krusty's gone, we'll find him. : 12-Feb-95 Capsule revision D, 21-Jul-96 Title sequence Blackboard :- Next time it could be me on the scaffolding. Directed by Paul Miller. Nothing is selling anymore. It is time for us to take you for a ride. Storyline. Oh, thanks. Get a cheap one, and what happens? Shows that are incomplete, or do not have enough transcripts added, will be highlighted in yellow. You people have stood in my way long enough. With Keenen Ivory Wayans, Jim Carrey, Kelly Coffield Park, Kim Coles. The anti-social Homey is often seen entertaining a group of excited children, who all remain his biggest fans even though he degrades them and thumps them on the head using a sock with a tennis ball inside. My dad got Krusty the Clown to personally appear at my party. Plow Episode Script. Homey usually ends his clown act with a sing-along, which normally ends with him in a degenerating rant. I'm going to clown college. An image tagged homie the clown. Krusty. Gambling is the finest thing a person can do if he's good at it. Same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate committee about organized crime? Afternoon joy in. A frustrated and sometimes violent young man, Homey hits anyone who asks him to perform standard clown antics with a tennis ball-filled sock. By the looks of your face neither is your momma, now sit down !” (Smacks her in the head with the sock), (Girl asks to sit on Santa’s lap and tell him what she wants for Christmas) © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. In Living Colors was a humour TV show in the early 1990s. I want a free car because I'm Krusty. WE NEED A NATIONAL HOMIE THE CLOWN DAY. Who am I clowning? He’s actor Damon Wayans’ Angry Black Man persona who is an ex-con forced to work as a clown-for-hire, resulting in biting skits. Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans. Look, I'm cleaned out. - Marge? A couple of those would be tasty right now. I've never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my life. There's nothing better than a cigarette... unless it's a cigarette lit with a $ 100 bill. the performers camp.. That night. All rights reserved. Krusty. - Hold still, Homer. To murder a funnyman of such genius would be a crime. I shall now kill both of you. But if you blow it, you'll look like a fool. After Krusty's debts to the mob mount, he is desperate for some income. Home Boy Seminar, America's Funniest Security Camera Videos, Andrea Dice Clay, Hey Mon - flight crew, and Homey D. Clown entertains at a birthday party. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on February 12, 1995. His goal in life is to get even with “The Man”, a personification of the White males that are “holding him down”. Drawbacks: Louie, Rome and Budapest. He will always have his black sock filled with tennis balls in his right hand ready for use. Homey D. Clown – Damon Wayans plays an ex-con who works as a clown (real name Herman Simpson) for his parole agreement, but lashes out at anyone (usually by hitting them on the head with a sock full of pennies) who attempts to make him perform the standard antics of the role – "I don't think so! 11 He played a villain on the '60s Batman TV show Homey is a young Black man who wears face paint, red hair, balding head, red nose, and a baggy yellow and orange clown suit with large pompom buttons and oversized shoes. The Man later turns out to be an actual person. Homey The Clown Quotes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QhuBIkPXn0, Introducing Homey D. Clown (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QhuBIkPXn0). homie the clown 6184 GIFs. Dad, you can't go around pretending to be Krusty. - I am holding still. Okay. Homey: “Same thing your dumbass get out of a gang, nothing.”. Herman Simpson, better known semi-professionally as Homey D. Clown, is a bitter and hostile convict with a never-ending community service sentence. Homer the Clown Written by John Swartzwelder Directed by David Silverman ===== Production code: 2F12 Original airdate in N.A. Only thing left to do is... to open a clown college and train some regional Krustys. I have no business being a clown. You can't get blood from a turnip. Let me get this straight. Just take it. Okay. So after you finish your performance, you might consider robbing them. By continuing to use our website, you agree to our use of cookies – explained on our cookies info page. Put 5000 bucks on the Lakers. Perhaps he runs into Ambush Bug and Cheeks the Toy Wonder and decides to compare notes. Skills: That's it. Take the ball. Yeah, Dad. Homey saw her love as a plot to “whiten him up” and as we all know…”Homey don’t play dat.”, “I don’t think so… Homey don’t play dat.”, Homey: “Want to see a trick ?” However, the design was kept and turned into more of a satirical idea. 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